- May
Posted By : kate66
Wake Up and Smell the Dead Chicken

My 60th year on planet Earth sucked. Or to put a gentler spin on it, it was challenging. I’m glad it’s over. I’m glad I’m 61 now and am done with that year.

The main theme was facing reality. Here are the key aspects of reality that I slammed my face against. And maybe someone out there can get it over with before I did. Sixty years is a long time to wait before facing reality.

Reality #1) I will keep getting older and older, and everything that I thought was cool about my appearance has already drooped, dropped off, developed a growth, had to be removed, or caused pain. All the stuff I pitied old people for going through is happening and will continue happening to me. I am not willing or wealthy enough to do some Jane Fonda “Oh, my God – she’s 70 and still sexy and young looking” thing. And then I will die.

Reality #2) The world is not what I’d hoped it would be. It is a stupid world, and technology has made its stupidity more widespread, compelling and noisy. People who truly listen are rare. Intellectualism is dying. The days of the likes of Gore Vidal and Norman Mailer being as huge a draw on “The Tonight Show” as vapid celebrities are gone; the days of films based on novels like “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” are gone, leaving us with a third “Iron Man” movie. I am not going to be held aloft by a crowd of literate philosophers who appreciate my existential insights and teach my work in lecture halls crowded with students who ask questions like, “Could the Dark Energy of the universe actually be aspects of consciousness?” Or “Was ‘All Quiet on the Western Front’ the most powerful anti-war novel ever written and ignored?” No – there are not enough literate philosophers in America to hold aloft a large dog, and I have obviously not successfully tapped into them, wherever they are. And in most lecture halls students are staring at their own little personal screens and texting questions like “What R U doing?”

Reality #3) I cannot depend on family and friends to fuel me up with support and motivation to keep following my bliss. Nor can I depend on guys wanting to lie with my naked body to pretend that everything I do is profound and special.  I either have to charge myself or be stalled in self-pity. I could single out those who have indeed read my books and listened to my music and thank them – deeply – but then those who haven’t and don’t intend to would be more pissed off at me than they already are, and I don’t need that. Besides, I don’t have a pristine record of following up on the successes and applauding the efforts of many of my friends and relatives, though I do try when it feels like I have a genuine respect for what they’re doing – which brings me to believe that many of my friends and family must not have a genuine respect for what I’m doing, and well, that feels shitty and makes me seriously doubt myself. So I’m going on to the next item.

Reality #4) I have a tendency to betray myself and my deepest convictions. The lifestyle I honor and that makes me feel good does not include playing games on the internet, listening avidly to news stories about mayhem and idiocy that I can do nothing about, or rolling through scores of vapid motivational rhetoric and useless political rants on facebook. And yet I do all those things regularly. Meanwhile, the cello has a gray layer of dust on it and writing projects lay dormant in the dank shadows of my hard drive. At some point I saw life’s absurdity as freedom. And secretly, I still do. I’ve just been stumbling around, blind-sided by realities #1 through 3, and then this one:

Reality #5) I’m going to be permanently sad about my son’s death. I will never get over it, move on, get on with life, be soothed by the fond memories, or any of that stuff. I will be sad. Forever. Not depressed, sad. And there’s a difference. As I said, I have a pretty deep and abiding certainty — thanks to many artists, philosophers, and personal experiences — that there’s a huge freedom underlying all of this craziness. And I am most grateful that, for some reason, I have a passion for facing reality.

James Baldwin and a lot of Buddhist teachers have recommended facing reality, as opposed to bitter disbelief about corrupt and racist societies or woozy delusions about somehow finding the rainbows and unicorns hidden in old age, sickness and death.  Facing reality means you might actually get to work with it; otherwise you’re scowling, crouching in life’s musty corner, muttering about how things should be. “Psssst, hey buddy – yeah, you. Come over here so I can tell you what a piece of crap life is. No wait. Come over here. Ahh – fuck you!”

As Pearl Jam said, “I’m still alive.” It’s not too late for me to work with reality. It’s not too late to play with it, roll in it like a dog rolling on a dead chicken. He gets up, smelling like death, wagging his tail with a look on his face that says, “What? You don’t like rolling around on a dead chicken? You oughta try it!”

Maybe someone makes you wear the dead chicken around your neck, and then it’s not so fun anymore. That was my 60th year. But I’m 61 now.





  • I think you have the right idea: facing reality enables you to work with it. And whether to roll on a dead chicken should always be your choice, not something that’s forced upon you. Carpe pullum.

  • Thank you for Wake Up and Smell the Dead Chicken. Yeah. And funny too. “What r u doing?” indeed. I’m 76 and I think we have to become wise. It’s the only medicine. Maybe some day.

  • They don’t bother capitalizing r u.

  • Mary Palmer Legare

    May 3, 2013 at 8:33 am

    I am actually kind of enjoying this getting old thing. It’s a bit like puberty in reverse: instead of suddenly gaining things like hair in unexpected places and breasts lunging out of my chest, it’s a slow process of watching things gradually slip down and away. The thing is that puberty happened so fast–I just didn’t know what was happening to me. I couldn’t savour the changes, I just had to fly with them. It was chaotic and awful. But now, as things slide away, I have the time to notice, to adjust to the new reality of me. It is kind of mystifying to observe the transformation of my body from youthful to aged, and I have the privilege of allowing my soul to grow along with it. There’s a wholeness to the way I move through change now that was unattainable as a youth flailing through life. Puberty was brutal. Aging is a much gentler process.

  • I’m not clever enough to leave a comment, but here are two quotes I thought you might like:

    “Facing it, always facing it, that’s the way to get through. Face it.”

    ― Joseph Conrad

    …looking back,
    she finds there is only the loosest bond
    between time and pain
    some things don’t pass,
    the injuries don’t heal
    they merely find a place in our guts
    and in our bones
    where they fitfully rest,
    tossing and turning between our knuckles and ribs
    waiting to wake
    as the shadows grow long.

    –Toby Barlow, Sharp Teeth

  • Let us assume the universe has meaning…

  • Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy at Sears? Every time he had an erection, the garage door opened.

  • All we can do is laugh.

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